The man. The myth. The legend. Tony Stark, my favorite avenger. We all know he isn’t going to survive Endgame, and I’m very torn up. I mean it isn’t confirmed, but like…it’s Marvel. Here’s a guide to prepare yourself for this.
- Just do not think about him. Who is he again? I- I have no idea who this Rodney Downsize Senior is.
- Forget about his almost father-son like relationship with Peter Parker.
- Tell yourself lies until you start to believe them, like, oh he’s boring and dumb.
- Remember that he won’t be the only one leaving us. Even though he may be the best.
- Stop crying I see you.
- He totally is not cool. Like he thinks he is all that.
- It hurt to write that ^
- Forget it, he is our queen and I can’t say otherwise.
- I don’t know if I can keep seeing these movies without our comic relief genius in them
- Reminisce on the Iron Man movies
- Load up on some ice cream and tissues and be ready for war.
- peace out