How to Detach from RDJ

The man. The myth. The legend. Tony Stark, my favorite avenger. We all know he isn’t going to survive Endgame, and I’m very torn up. I mean it isn’t confirmed, but like…it’s Marvel. Here’s a guide to prepare yourself for this.

  1. Just do not think about him. Who is he again? I- I have no idea who this Rodney Downsize Senior is.
  2. Forget about his almost father-son like relationship with Peter Parker.
  3. Tell yourself lies until you start to believe them, like, oh he’s boring and dumb.
  4. Remember that he won’t be the only one leaving us. Even though he may be the best.
  5. Stop crying I see you.
  6. He totally is not cool. Like he thinks he is all that.
  7. It hurt to write that ^
  8. Forget it, he is our queen and I can’t say otherwise.
  9. I don’t know if I can keep seeing these movies without our comic relief genius in them
  10. Reminisce on the Iron Man movies
  11. Load up on some ice cream and tissues and be ready for war.
  12. peace out
24 Nov 2015, Hollywood, Los Angeles, California, USA — Robert Downey, Jr. seen at Jimmy Kimmel Live! in Hollywood, CA Pictured: Robert Downey, Jr — Image by © VIPix/Splash News/Corbis

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