Jess’s Jams (Playlist)

One of the things I am most passionate about is music. I would not classify myself as a judgmental person, but I will tell you to your face if your music taste is absolute garbage. I am that annoying friend who sends songs to my friends all the time in hopes they will actually listen. Here is my typical playlist as of right now. Keep in mind my playlists are based on my moods, so I will title them below and you can pick one for whatever you wanna feel. I’m telling you, these songs are really good but for different reasons. Some have really nice beats. Some have really raw lyrics. Some are really powerful. So, if you find yourself trying to expand your music, listen to these. (im not a 6ix9ine/ mumble rap kinda gal and im not sorry about it)

 

1. ”Old” Bops

(what i call nostalgia with a good beat).

◊Best I Ever Had- Drake

◊Live Your Life- T.I. and Riri

◊Burn- Usher

◊My Boo- Usher and Alicia Keys

◊Let me Love You- Mario

◊No Hands- Waka Flocka Flame

◊Put On- Young Jeezy

 

2. You don’t need him

(yea, Nick Jonas cheated on me with Priyanka. This is dedicated to you, Nick).

◊Irreplaceable- Beyonce

◊Do Re Mi- blackbear

◊U Only Call Me When its Raining Out- Gnash

◊Real Friends- Kanye West

◊Drop The World- Lil Wayne

 

3. Eating cereal and crying over your nonexistent ex

(Nick, once again, just a heartbreaker. Except we dated)

◊Moving On- Kodaline

◊You Just Can’t Be Replaced- Gnash

◊Stay- Post Malone

◊Lie- Nf

◊Feelings Fade- Gnash

◊I Can’t Make You Love Me- Dave Thomas Junior

◊Better Off- Jeremy Zucker and Chelsea Cutler

◊You’ll Be Okay- Michael Schulte

◊SLOW DANCING IN THE DARK-Joji AHHHH I LOVE THIS SONG OH MY SBWDGUWIU

◊The Night We Met- Lord Huron

◊Coaster- Khalid

 

4. Personal Faves

(i like to think i am some musical wiz)

White Ferarri- Frank Ocean

2009- Mac Miller

Breathe- NF

Comethru- Jeremy Zucker

SLOWDANCINGINTHEDARKBECAUSEILOVEITOKAY

You Are The Reason- Calum Scott

Pink Matter- Frank Ocean

Sunflower- Rex Orange County

Pajamas- Gnash

Thinkin Bout You- Frank Ocean (haha vine ref)

Losin Control- Russ

Get You the Moon- Kina

Hurt Feelings- Mac Miller

COPYCAT- Billie Eilish

Mansion- NF

Radio- Lana Del Ray

Another Sad Love Song- Khalid

Weakness- Jeremy Zucker

Come Back to Earth- Mac Miller

Hot Rod- Dayglow

Superhero- Lauv

Will He- Joji

Here are the links for these playlists via spotify

  1. https://open.spotify.com/user/jess.lynne.2004/playlist/7bpdoGkLeTB3yWeDVTwMKT?si=SiKllDx-Tju5HlfT1uMqjg
  2. https://open.spotify.com/user/jess.lynne.2004/playlist/0T9nXWjKNCfjYpsZQuqaNn?si=63RG0tm2T0i2vrlWXz-z_Q
  3. https://open.spotify.com/user/jess.lynne.2004/playlist/5oFDiHs1nyKCb8zFcUrNQ5?si=f24A-wMTRbeP4wulSUJ_nQ
  4. https://open.spotify.com/user/jess.lynne.2004/playlist/1SljrGTICgBS0mSQQuXZJb?si=ItGTHINOTOijGTZENynzvA

 

 

 

Ominous Obituary

*In no way do I intend to be offensive or insensitive. This is a fictional piece solely serving the purpose of an assignment. My condolences to his family.*

March 6, 2018. Edward Adelman. Nashville, TN.

If you are reading this, it is a sign for you. You cannot escape them, and you will be found. Who, you may ask? It must not be revealed. Whether or not you will be in trouble is in your hands. Keep your guard up and your senses clear. Do not show anyone this, for the more they know you know, the more likely you will be exposed. I am writing my obituary and the date is March 5. I know exactly what will happen tomorrow.

I thought I had it all. A beautiful wife, kids, and grandchildren. I even had a job doing what I loved. What an easy target that made me. I was so caught in this fantasy of my life I never stopped to snap into reality. When they threatened what I valued most, my family, I lost control.

“Nothing can ever be too perfect”, I remember them saying. In order to keep my family safe, I would be forced to live a double life. One none could hear about. This included secret missions across the world. As long as I completed these tasks, everything would be okay. So, how did I fall into this trap? Well, I tried to avoid it all together. Suddenly, I felt as though everything of mine was at risk when messages were blatantly obvious. I would come home from work and see notes in my plants outside. Thankfully, my wife did not notice. I finally agreed to work with these people when I saw a picture of my wife, lying down, lifeless. They wanted me to fear that would happen, and I did. The things I was sent to do were not too horrible at first. Quickly, though, I started never having time for those I loved. Those who kept me doing what I was doing. Oblivious to what I was doing, they were angry at me. They felt I cared more for my job than them. If only they could know the truth. It hurts so much, but if there is one thing I want them to know about me, it is that I love them.

I could not take anymore. I did not know what to do. The only thing I could think was to die in a memorable, yet peculiar way. Such a way to leave the people wondering. But I could not leave my family. Yet I knew I had to. I arranged with the twisted people who caused all of my misery to let me die as long as my family stayed safe. They had no idea what was coming. Quite honestly, I don’t think anyone did. I have to go. Don’t take this lightly. Be prepared.

 

 

 

https://obits.tennessean.com/obituaries/tennessean/obituary.aspx?n=edward-alfred-adelman&pid=188399375

 

My Unpopular Opinions

*disclaimer* These are MY opinions for a reason. I understand if you disagree, though. But your disagreements are wrong.

  1. Pineapple belongs on pizza. It is delicious, and most of the people who hate it haven’t even tried it.
  2. Rappers like 6ix9ine and Lil Pump are trash. That is that.
  3. Frozen is way too overrated. Like, yeah it was cute but it’s really hyped.
  4. Starbucks is extremely pricey for what they give you. I like Starbucks don’t get it twisted, but it is not the best coffee ever. *Triggered basic girls have entered the chat*.
  5. Slytherin is the best Hogwarts House. We are cool, mysterious, and have major ambitions and aspire to achieve them. “But every bad person was in Slytherin”. Not true, Linda, Peter Pettigrew was a Gryffindor.
  6. Pepsi tastes better than Coke.
  7. Gucci is ugly. I said it.
  8. Bacon just is not that great.
  9. Most of these youtubers can’t actually sing, but since they are so famous it doesn’t matter.
  10. Most pop music is so overplayed and repetitive.
  11. Hot Cheetos are better than Takis.
  12. The Patriots are a really good football team. That is a fact. Everyone who hates on them is just salty.
  13. Riverdale sucks. The first season was okay, but I can’t even get through the second.
  14. Smoking doesn’t make you look cool. You look disgusting noone wants to kiss that.
  15. Flu shots are pointless. Literally my friends who get the shots end up getting the flu and making me sick.

Dedicated to Petra

Yes, she’s named after Petra in Ender’s Game

She’s my dog. I’m telling you guys, she has seen me at my worst. I mean, 11 year old me bawling over my hamster that died, kinda worst. She is a German Shepard, and seriously so beautiful. She is sorta psycho though not gonna lie. I can leave the house for no joke 30 minutes and as soon as I walk through the door, it is suddenly a remake of “Soldier returns home after 3 years”. SHE FREAKS OUT. I think she likes me so much because one of my chores was to walk her or play with her when I was younger. I also always brush her out as a chore too, so that helps. I feel like this post is getting more boring so if you are still reading and not snoring thankyouuu. So ya, this post is super short but quality over quantity ladies. I can’t send this to my dog, but I talk to her like a crazy person anyways, so she knows I love her.

Sushi Review

10/10

next.

jk.

If you don’t like sushi I am here to convince your foolish ways and turn you into a new person. Ahem. We all know sushi can be better in some places and worse in others, but all sushi has one common thing. It’s got heart. It’s got soul. But most importantly, it’s beautiful.

https://goo.gl/images/v45qw5

She is beauty

https://goo.gl/images/Jgqe3h

She is grace

https://goo.gl/images/d8jA53

She is Ms. United States

•••

If those photos right there don’t tug at your emotions, I just don’t know what will. Nothing beats raw fish rolled up in heaven. So, my final conclusion on this food review is… sushi is a perfect example of a food that is lovable, caring, and delicious. You having a bad day? No problem go eat sushi and cheer up. You vegetarian? That’s on you homeslice change your lifestyle. Sushi never did anyone wrong, never caused riots, never caused war, and certainly never starts drama (well, except when Aunt Janice just started her Keto diet and can’t eat sushi so everyone’s plans are thrown off). So what are you waiting for? Go get some sushi.

 I get that I just used a bunch of photos of an innocent fish dead but if I were a fish I’d want to know I died for a good cause. And certainly every fish in these sushi rolls did. These fish truly are the heroes of today. If you stayed for this message you’re almost as beautiful as sushi ;).

10 Things You Should Know About California

  1. Everyone there is super chill
  2. There are so many things to do
  3. The plane view on the way there is magical
  4. It pretty much smells like weed in a lot of areas, but you get used to it
  5. HOLLYWOOD really isn’t what you see in the movies, but it’s still a cool site to see
  6. Yes, famous people are there all the time, but you don’t see Kim Kardashian on the regular
  7. The beaches are beautiful
  8. Disney is so cute, and it is different from Orlando, FL’s Disney
  9. The sushi there just hits different, I mean, it’s AMAZING
  10. The weather seems to always be perfect
  11. Additional Fact : CALIFORNIA GIRLS BY KATY PERRY BLASTS AT ALL TIMES AND CANNOT BE STOPPED

RS2PApril 15th Sunrise Jim Mullhaupt via Compfighthotography via Compfight

Travel Talk

My favorite thing ever is traveling. If it weren’t for beautiful plane views of the warm sunset, the thrill of soaring through the sky, and the wonderful destination that awaits for landing, I wouldn’t be the same writer. I enjoy journalism, and writing down my exciting experiences. I have not been to too many places, but once I felt the warm sand on Florida’s beaches, the magical experiences of Universal, the cute villages in California, and the small towns in Massachusetts, I knew my passion would be exploring. So, with that said, I’d like to post my experiences for those people who may be more of the home-body type, or those who need some cool ideas for vacation!

https://goo.gl/images/zNj2AV

Hello World

“Hello World” is punny because my blog is about travelling… anywho. Yeah, I really want to have a common theme with travel and adventure, so each of my posts should somehow tie in that idea. That said, there may be some posts that are a little random, but what’s life without some spice?

https://www.billboard.com/articles/columns/pop/8475079/the-spice-girls-20-best-solo-singles-ranked

okay i know that last line sucked but fake a laugh  

 

∼swing it, shake it, move it, make it∼

                    – Spice Girls